New Keyboard

I am fully prepared to take shit for this.

Despite the fact that i used an apple IIe (my 1st computer) from 1982 til probably 1990… i really can’t call it my 1st apple PURCHASE because my parents bought it. Saturday afternoon, after deciding against going to love fest, i ended up making my 1st apple store purchase in the form of  Skinny Fucking Keyboard. (it says that on the box)

Skinny Fuckin Keyboard is something i’ve been wanting for a while… and as vocally anti-mac as i’ve been for all these years, you’d better believe the shitstorm has begun. Do you know what it’s like to have shit rain down on you every few minutes? It’s crazy son!

My whole reasoning for this move was to reduce the INSANE NOISE that i create when i type on my other keyboard. Because a) there’s no reason to alert my coworkers to how long my emails are… and b) this one crazy lady here actually asked to be seated farther away from me because of my loud typing… The down side of this plan is twofold; 1) she’s going to start noticing how loud i slap my mouse buttons (i swear my fingers are spring-loaded) and 2) i have to figure out a way around this missing print-screen button issue. (i use that a LOT every day for work, yo!) Shouldn’t be hard though… there’s many freeware solutions with customizable hot keys.

and of course 3) the shit hitting my umbrella right now. Long overdue revenge from my mac-adoring friends. No guys this is not going to be “gateway purchase”… leading eventually to me converting to the dark (albiet, white) side…

Fire away bitches. =)

Tags: apple, computers, keyboard, mac, pc

14 Comments to New Keyboard

1. 

   i love this keyboard to death.
   Bam on October 6th, 2008
 

2. 

   OMG! DUDE! WTF! All I have to say is karma’s a bitch… “PC” will get you back SON!

   You got some funny @$$ stories though… the biatch that moved away from you because of the typing is stupid… just stupid… so stupid.
   JD on October 6th, 2008
 

3. 

   No wireless?
   Aaron on October 6th, 2008
 

4. 

   nah… this was only 40 bucks and it has a 10-key… plus i wasn’t sure if the mac wireless would work with my pc
   SeventhSwami on October 6th, 2008
 

5. 

   I don’t understand. We’re supposed to be giving you shit for being a PC-user, right?
   Evinrude on October 6th, 2008
 

6. 

   yeah… plus an extra-helping for buying a mac keyboard after all my talk.
   SeventhSwami on October 6th, 2008
 

7. 

   What a stupid looking keyboard.

   ps – softkeys SUCK.
   Pab "War Vermin" lo on October 6th, 2008
 

8. 

   I LOVE MY MACBOOKPRO!!!!
   Been using PC’s for decades. Got my MBP about a year ago and LOVE IT!!!
   Also runs Windoze if I wish, but rarely boot into Windoze any more!!!
   Trance Plant on October 6th, 2008
 

9. 

   sexyyy..
   Sharka on October 6th, 2008
 

10. 

    I love noisy keyboards. If I could get my keyboard to make a loud “DING!” every time I hit the end of a line, I would.

    That being said, it sure -looks- sexy.
   Bo on July 30th, 2010
 

11. 

    i do really like the new keyboard, although my typing is no quieter I noticed. Funny how that works. BTW, that lady needs to get some headphones stat if shit like that gets to her.
   em on October 7th, 2008
 

12. 

    HAW
   Becky on October 7th, 2008
 

13. 

    TM=NO! UNF!
   tpod on October 9th, 2008
 

14. 

    i miss the way old school springy ones from the 80′s. i swear you could send a dorito to the ceiling with the space bar. and that crazy clack noise was the shit.
   angrynarwal on October 15th, 2008
 

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