Your Mom’ology

The best new material I could find from the books I got from Jen! Thanks Jen… you rule!

- Yo Mama’s so fat, she got baptized in tartar sauce.

- Yo Mama’s so fat, David Copperfield could only make her feet disappear.

- Yo Mama’s so fat, each knee has a lap.

- Yo Mama’s so fat, she went to a masquerade party as the party.

- Yo Mama’s got so many chins, it looks like she’s peeking over a stack of pancakes.

- Yo Mama’s so fat, i put a quarter in her mouth and a box of milk duds popped out of her ass.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she takes a shower, the soap screams.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, she has marks all over her body from all the 10-foot poles.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, she stamps her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, a peeping tom reached in her window and pulled down the shade.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, she could be a character witness for a nightmare.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, the proctologist put his finger in her mouth.

- Yo Mama’s so ugly, she has to sneak up on tomorrow.

- Yo Mama’s so old, she remembers when rainbows were black and white.

- Yo Mama’s so old, she farts mummy dust.

- Yo Mama’s so old, her birthday candles cost more than the cake.

- Yo Mama’s so black, when the cops shot at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

- Yo Mama’s so black, if she put orange lipstick on, she’d look like a whopper.

- Yo Mama’s so black, people go to sleep whenever she walks outside.

- Yo Mama’s house is so dirty, the vacuum cleaner has snow chains

- Yo Mama has so many cavities, she talks with an echo.

- Yo Mama’s teeth are so black, the cops came and beat them up.

- Yo Mama’s so dirty, her aura is black.

- Yo Mama’s so poor, she goes bar-hopping for pretzels.

- Yo Mama’s so bald, when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.

- Yo Mama’s feet are so big, when she puts on Nikes, it spells out Nickelodeon

- Yo Mama’s so cross-eyed, she chews quadruplemint gum.

- Yo Mama’s so near-sighted, her car mirrors say OBJECTS ARE JUST ABOUT TO SMASH YO ASS.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 Uncategorized