I Thought I’d Heard Them All
I Thought I’d Heard Them All….
but a friend of mine surprised me with some brand new material…
- Your mom is so cross-eyed, when she cries the tears run down her back.
- Your mom is so fat when she tried bungee jumping she went straight to hell.
- Your mom is so fat she keeps pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
- Your mom is so fat her ass has it’s own congressman.
- Your mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
- Your mom is so fat she freebases ham.
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bedouin star walker
Thu, June 7, 2007 – 1:57 PM
that
went N one ear and out yer mother……hehe
Bo
Thu, June 7, 2007 – 2:01 PM
Your momma’s so fat, when she goes to the beach she has to show a receipt.
No, I know, it makes no sense. But it makes me laugh.
David
Tue, June 12, 2007 – 8:27 AM
funny
David
Tue, June 12, 2007 – 8:28 AM
your mom is so fat she uses sleeping bags as leg warmers.